All My Disciples Suck! - Chapter 906

Chapter 906: The Devs Are Really Damn Evil!

In less than an hour, hundreds of players were ready.

Everyone had a set of spirit equipment, weapons like spears, swords, and staffs, and they had even learned a few skills.

“Let’s go, time to fight monsters!”

“Yeah! My big club is itching for action!”

“Don’t ask, just fight!”

“Haha, I’ve already paid my way to the Foundation Establishment Realm! Killing newbie monsters should be a piece of cake!”

“Exactly! I’ve been a cloud player since the first test! Even though I haven’t fought in-game, my combat knowledge is miles ahead of any newbie!”

“Brothers, charge!”

—

The first wave of eager players roared as they charged toward the western lake area.

“Huh? The fourth-test newbies are already fighting monsters?”

“That fast? Let’s go watch!”

“We have to see this! I wonder what kind of monsters are around this time! Since it’s a new map, the monsters in the newbie village should be different too, right?”

—

Seeing this, many veteran players from the first, second, and third tests rose into the air, floating above the newbies and following behind them.

On the ground, most of the fourth-test newbies were still at the Spirit Vein Realm, and only a few who paid to reach the Foundation Establishment Realm could fly.

So they were all running on foot.

“Hahaha, just wait and see how I dominate!”

“My sealed right arm’s power is barely contained! Hnghhh!”

“You guys are about to witness greatness!”

“I heard this game is really hard? Every new batch of players gets beaten up? Heh, I’ll show you what a genius looks like!”

“Heehee, I’ve been a cloud player since the first test, and I’ve planned an unbeatable strategy. Just wait, I’ll be the strongest here!”

“I’ve been watching streams for two months now! I’ve memorized every strategy! These newbie monsters? They’re just trash!”

—

These fourth-test newbies were ridiculously confident, walking with an exaggerated swagger as they charged forward.

Most of them had been cloud players for ages. Some had even followed the game since the first test.

They knew everything about the world, the skills, and the different playstyles inside out.

And when it came to arguing on forums, they were unmatched. These were the kind of guys who could list 999 uses for the Heavenly Fire technique in their sleep.

Now, with high-quality gear and so many teammates by their side, what could newbie monsters possibly do to them?

“Holy shit!”

“What the fuck!”

“No way…!”

—

However, the moment they arrived at the western lake, every single player was shocked.

Not just the fourth-test newbies on the ground, even the veteran players floating in the sky were stunned.

The monsters in the newbie village were… War Hunchback Beasts!

The same familiar shape, the same familiar feel, the same familiar stance.

But this time…

Standing before the players was a War Hunchback Beast covered in golden scales.

A Golden War Hunchback Beast?!

“Wait, War Hunchback Beasts? You gotta be kidding me! These devs are seriously lazy as hell. They didn’t even bother changing the model. They just slapped on a different color and called it a new map monster?!”

“Golden War Hunchback Beast? What kind of sick joke is this game pulling?!”

“Forget it! Brothers, let’s kill it and show these devs that times have changed!”

The fourth-test newbies were momentarily confused, but they quickly brushed it off.

A mere War Hunchback Beast?

If the devs were this dumb, then they had no one to blame but themselves when these players wiped the floor with their “new” monster.

After all, War Hunchback Beast strategies had been researched to perfection ages ago!

“Move aside! Let Big Bro Ming handle this first!”

At that moment, a human player shouted and was the first to charge forward!

ID: He Erming!

“Hahaha! So what if it’s golden? With my top-tier spirit weapon, I’ll—”

BOOM!

Before He Erming could finish his sentence, the Golden War Hunchback Beast opened its mouth and shot a bolt of lightning straight through his chest!

“???”

He Erming collapsed, dead on the spot, his face frozen in confusion.

What the hell was that?!

“Holy shit!”

“What the fuck!”

“No way…!”

—

Every single player was stunned.

Wait a minute…

Did that thing just spit lightning?!

The Golden War Hunchback Beast… was a lightning-type monster?!

“Don’t panic! I am the great Underworld King! A mere War—”

Another player, exuding a mysterious aura, stroked his fake beard and adjusted his glasses before speaking.

SPLAT!

A hoof came crashing down from above, squashing him instantly.

Dead. Just like that.

The Golden War Hunchback Beast had attacked first.

“Fuck this! Everyone, attack!”

“We outnumber it! Don’t be scared!”

“CHARGE!”

—

Hundreds of players roared as they swung their weapons and rushed in.

ROOOAAAR!

The Golden War Hunchback Beast raised its front hooves and slammed them down with a thunderous crash!

“It’s Thunderquake! Just jump to dodge it!”

A sharp-eyed player shouted, recognizing the attack.

JUMP!

Almost every single player reacted instantly, jumping into the air with precise timing, grinning smugly as they avoided the shockwave.

Heh, is that all?!

Did the devs seriously think they could shake these players off balance with a simple ground tremor?

What a joke!

However…

BZZZZZ!

The Golden War Hunchback Beast’s hooves crackled with golden lightning as it stepped into thin air, sending arcs of electricity surging outward!

“AAAHHHH!”

The airborne players were struck mid-air, their bodies twitching uncontrollably as they screamed in agony!

Paralyzed.

In the next instant, the Golden War Hunchback Beast lunged forward, killing them all in seconds.

“Fall back! Haha, I’ve been waiting for this moment! Watch my ultimate move!”

“Diamond Top!”

A player tossed out a spinning top-shaped spirit weapon, sending it whirling toward the beast!

ID: Infinite Top!

The Golden War Hunchback Beast tilted its head curiously, watching as the spinning top zoomed right past it and disappeared into the distance.

“???”

Infinite Top stared, dumbfounded.

Wait… what?!

Did I just miss?!

Hold on. How do you control spirit weapons again?

Shit, I forgot to learn that!

SPLAT!

A hoof came down.

Infinite Top was dead.

“Hmph, a bunch of amateurs! Stand aside!” Another player confidently stepped forward.

Behind him, three teammates immediately snapped into formation.

“Attention!

“Stand straight!

“Look left!

“Look right!

“Stand straight!

“Good!”

Their movements were flawless, synchronized to perfection.

ID: Three Hundred Soldiers Marching North!

“Hmph! See that? This is a professional tactical formation! Intimidated yet? I bet you’re scared stiff!” Three Hundred Soldiers Marching North turned to his teammates, a smug grin on his face.

His posture was flawless.

His stance was powerful.

His aura was undeniable.

Then…

SPLAT!

A golden hoof smashed his face in.