All My Disciples Suck! - Chapter 907

Chapter 907: ‘Good Things’ Must Be Shared with Friends

“Sisters! Let’s go! The Heavenly Fire Trading Hall is calling us!!!”

A wave of female players from the fourth test surged towards the fourth floor of the Yan Huang Trading Hall!

This was the former Illusion Garment Pavilion!

For these female players, things like divine bodies, demonic bodies, heavenly artifacts, and demonic artifacts were all unimportant!

The most important thing was, of course, skins and fashion!

What’s the point of playing a game if you can’t dress up beautifully?

“Oh my, this Illusion Garment Pavilion is amazing! A single outfit can be dyed in thousands of colors?”

“Wow, skirts, jackets, and knee-high boots can all be crafted?”

“Whoa! These clothes are just too cute!!!”

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In the blink of an eye, the female players had happily squeezed into the Illusion Garment Pavilion, forming a dense crowd of bull-headed and tiger-headed avatars, chattering away in excitement.

Meanwhile, the male players were much more rational.

To stand out among 300 million cloud gamers and enter this game, who among them hadn’t studied the guides in advance, made careful preparations, or accumulated experience as cloud players for years?

Catching up to the first and second beta veterans was basically impossible, and even the third test players had amassed too many advantages!

After all, they had access to the Myriad Demons Realm, the Heavenly Fire DLC, Susanoo, the Intent Card system, and major storyline dungeon raids. All these features were from the third test era!

The third test demon players had already been grinding the Myriad Deons Realm for an entire version, creating a wealth gap equivalent to owning two luxury cars per person!

And the grand dungeons of the Ancient, Ancient (Immortal Emperor), and Lost Eras? Those major storylines were no longer accessible!

At present, fourth beta newbies were only at the Spirit Vein Realm on average, while demon players hadn’t even acquired a single demon mark yet!

They couldn’t use Intent Cards, hadn’t made a Heavenly Fire contract, and summoning Susanoo was out of the question!

So right now, the priority was to level up as fast as possible, surpass other fourth test players, and dominate the fourth test era!

“The first step: Join a guild, claim the newbie welfare package, and get the first batch of startup funds!!! This is the number one rule in every fourth test guide!”

With that, the male players turned and rushed toward the recruitment booths of various guilds.

“Star Hall is recruiting! First test veteran, Elder Star, is personally overseeing it! We have the most comprehensive guild system!

“Join us and get 4,000 contribution points!!!

“Plus, we have specialized coaches covering everything — from basic skills like Colored Arm and Observation Haki to advanced techniques like Gear Second, Intent Cards, Heavenly Fire techniques, and even Susanoo! We’ll make sure you master the game as fast as possible!”

Brother Bolan shouted through a megaphone using Sound Intent.

“Myriad Frost Sky Palace is recruiting! Join us and get 3,000 contribution points plus a full set of ice-element spirit gear for free!”

“Konoha Village is recruiting! Wood Release is the strongest, no questions asked! With Thousand Hand Pillar here, do you even need to think twice?”

“Five Fireball God Sect is recruiting! Join us and get 5,000 contribution points, the highest amount out there!”

“Dimensional God Domain is recruiting! Wherever Lufei goes, you follow. Simple as that!”

“Beef Noodle Shop isn’t accepting weirdos this time, only cute girls!!! Shota boys are welcome too! I’m Cold Water, the purest soul in the entire server!”

The old guilds from the first test were recruiting, and so were the new guilds from the second and third betas!

“Dark Souls Hall is recruiting hardcore masochists! If you love challenges, this is your place! Tons of benefits await!”

“Gentlemen’s Legion is still recruiting! Look down, does your SP heart still burn? If yes, then don’t hesitate, join now!”

“Boss Lose Half’s Ultimate Grinding Guild is recruiting! Only accepting hardcore players who can grind for 20 hours a day! Casuals, scram!”

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Hundreds of guilds, big and small, were fiercely recruiting.

But it was obvious. The majority of fourth test male players wasted no time and joined the well-established big guilds first, drawn by the juicy benefits!

Aside from that, some players had been invited into the game by veteran players through exclusive invitation codes.

These players didn’t rush to join a guild right away. Instead, they went to meet their old friends first.

“Un… Boss Lose Half? Hmm, Lose Half, is this game really as good as you said? Haven’t seen you in ages. Turns out you’ve been grinding here all along!”

“Yeah, I got bored of private jets and luxury cruises. Even high-stakes gambling lost its thrill. You better not be tricking me!”

“This game does look pretty interesting!”

“Wait, where’s the cash shop? How do I spend money? Let me start with a casual one million Flame Coins to test it out!”

Four figures lined up, looking at one particular player and speaking in unison.

ID: Gilgamesh!

ID: Watergate Crazy Wave!

ID: Masked Tendo!

ID: Angel vs. Ultraman!

These four were none other than the infamous “Four Young Masters of the Capital!”

Each of them came from terrifyingly wealthy families and had built thriving careers of their own!

They were nothing like your average rich third-generation heirs.

To be precise, they were genius rich third-gen heirs, both talented and filthy rich!

Boss Lose Half, the leader of their five-man group, had been missing for a while.

“Hahahahaha! This game is stupidly fun!” Boss Lose Half chuckled mischievously as he recalled his brutal experience during the early third beta days.

Damn, back when I started in the third test, I suffered so much!

How could I possibly let myself be the only one to go through that?

No way! These four guys must experience it too!

After all, ‘good things’ should always be shared with friends, right?

“You guys can trust me. Pick the Human race. It’s hands-down the best choice! Humans have the most playstyles: Heavenly Artifact builds, Intent builds, Cultivation builds, Technique builds, Martial Skill builds, so many options! As high-level players, you must choose the Human race!”

“Yeah, compared to that, the Demon race sucks. Fewer options, boring gameplay, super monotonous. I totally regret picking it! But no worries. Once you guys get strong, just carry me!” Boss Lose Half spoke earnestly.

“Hmm, sounds reasonable!”

“Alright, let’s give it a shot!”

“I read online that the Demon race is pretty one-dimensional, just stacking demon marks!”

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Without a second thought, the four trusted Boss Lose Half completely.

“Newbies have to grind, practice, and struggle. But with me around, you four don’t have to worry!

“I’ll first power-level your cultivation and buy you the necessary gear. In ten hours, I’ll take you to fight your first boss!”

Boss Lose Half declared confidently.

“Ah, with Boss Lose Half leading us, this will be a breeze!”

“Yeah, we’re too elite to start from scratch like those free-to-play scrubs! We must cash in first!”

“By the way, how tough is the first boss?”

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The four asked casually.

“Not tough at all! Just three little camels…” Boss Lose Half replied leisurely, his expression twisting into a wicked grin…