All My Disciples Suck! - Chapter 904

Chapter 904: The Sudden Mass Death Incident of Over a Thousand Players at Server Launch

The recruitment for the fourth test players was conducted through multiple channels as usual.

Some were invited by friends from the first, second, and third tests via invitation codes. Others were selected through forum raffles or even auctioned spots. Whoever bid the highest won!

However, the majority of players were chosen directly by the system.

At this moment, a massive crowd of 100,000 players appeared in unison on the sect’s grand plaza, shimmering into existence in a flash of light.

“Holy crap! That many people?!”

“Damn, this is even more shocking than when I first saw the third test newbies!”

“The fourth test lambs are here! Time to slau—ahem—time to take good care of them!”

—

Veteran players from the first, second, and third tests hovered in the air from a distance, watching these 100,000 fourth test newbies, each at the early-stage Spirit Vein Realm, with a mix of nostalgia and awe.

But the ones most shocked at this moment were undoubtedly the fourth test newbies themselves.

“Damn, is this game really this realistic?!”

“Holy crap, the touch sensation in this game is insane! How did they do this?!”

“Oh my god, I waited three whole versions to get in. I’m finally here! I’m crying!”

“Look over there! Is that Brother Lufei?! And Brother Bear?! And Brother Noodles?! Holy crap, I’m gonna lose it!”

“Those must be the legendary first test players! And the second test legends! And the third test powerhouses! Just one look and they already seem so badass!”

“Where’s Brother Lose Half? If I can’t work under Brother Lose Half in this life, then what’s the point of living?!”

“Brother Ming looks way more handsome in person than in his livestreams!”

“Waaahhh! I went through so much just to finally meet my idol, Brother Ming! Waaahhh!”

“This game is amazing! I’m about to explode from excitement!”

“Finally, this young lady has entered the game! Now I can finally date my beloved Brother Ming!”

—

The 100,000 fourth test newbies chattered excitedly, touching the ground in disbelief, some even scratching their feet, while others gawked at the breathtaking scenery around them.

Even He Yiming was slightly taken aback at the sight before him.

Among the 100,000 fourth test newbies, the Demon race players made up the largest portion, nearly 40,000!

Next were the Human race players, numbering a little over 30,000.

The smallest group was the Beast Race players.

Among them, over 20,000 were burly and tough Mighty Divine Ox and tall, poised Ancient War Tigers. Clearly, most of them were female players.

The remaining six to seven thousand were male Beast Race players, the smallest group of all.

They played as… Bouncy Rabbits and Mischievous Monkeys!

He Yiming barely glanced at the Human and Demon race players, finding them no different from the third test era. But the disparity among the Beast Race players was shocking beyond belief!

Female players who chose the Mighty Divine Ox stood at a towering 2.4 to 2.5 meters tall, exuding raw power. Despite being at the Spirit Vein Realm, their physical strength was enough to go toe-to-toe with Foundation Establishment-tier beasts!

Female players who chose the Ancient War Tiger stood between 1.7 and 1.8 meters, sporting broad shoulders, a lean and streamlined physique, and an undeniable sense of strength and agility.

While they weren’t as powerful as the Mighty Divine Ox, their speed and dexterity were incredible, probably even faster than some Human Foundation Establishment cultivators!

As for the male Beast Race players…

It was tragic. Absolutely tragic!

The Bouncy Rabbits, barely half a meter tall, nibbled on carrots they somehow pulled out of nowhere. Though technically at the Spirit Vein Realm, their physical strength was so weak that even pack animals seemed stronger!

The Mischievous Monkeys were just as pitiful; scrawny as hell, barely a meter tall, and picking fleas off each other to eat.

“Holy crap, is this game bugged? Why the hell can’t I stop myself from picking fleas off others and eating them?! Damn, they actually taste kinda good!”

“This carrot is delicious! Wait… where the hell did I pull this carrot from? And why does it taste so familiar?!”

“This is insane! What kind of balance is this?! How the hell is a Mischievous Monkey supposed to fight?!”

—

Many male players had chosen the Beast Race because it was a new addition, only to realize…

Holy crap. Bouncy Rabbits and Mischievous Monkeys are absolute garbage!

“Guys! Don’t panic! Since the game introduced a new race, there must be some hidden talents or ultimate skills! For example…”

At that moment, a massive ox hoof came crashing down.

Splat!

Dio-sama, the speaking player, was instantly stomped to death.

Dead.

Completely gone.

“Huh? What did I just step on? Ew, that’s disgusting!” muttered a female Mighty Divine Ox player, who had been admiring the scenery and hadn’t looked down.

First, second, and third test players: “???”

Fourth test newbies: “???”

He Yiming: “???”

“What the hell?! How did I die?! I just logged in, and now I’m dead?! What the actual hell?!” Dio-sama stood dumbfounded inside the resurrection hall.

After realizing what had happened, he erupted in curses.

I JUST STARTED THE GAME AND GOT STOMPED TO DEATH BY A FEMALE PLAYER?!

CAN YOU BELIEVE THIS?!

WHAT KIND OF GAME EVEN ALLOWS THIS?!

“Holy crap, you can actually get stomped to death?!”

“This game’s design is god-tier!”

“Mighty Divine Ox are all female? Step on me! Please, step on me!!!”

—

While most male players were shocked, a certain group of them immediately dove under the feet of the Mighty Divine Ox girls, crawling around enthusiastically.

They were clear veterans of such behavior!

“Ahhh! Perverts! Someone’s peeking under my skirt!”

“Brother Ming! There are perverts here!”

“Waaah! Help me!”

—

The Mighty Divine Ox girls instinctively screamed, and in response, their massive hooves came crashing down, instantly stomping over a thousand of these self-sacrificing perverts to death.

The fourth test newbies had only just entered the game.

Less than a minute in, a massive trampling incident had already occurred, with over a thousand players dying happy, satisfied deaths under those hooves.

Whoosh! Whoosh! Whoosh!

As Dio-sama stood dumbfounded in the resurrection hall, a flash of light signaled the arrival of over a thousand more newly revived players.

One player placed a hand on Dio-sama’s shoulder, speaking solemnly, “The fire of SP shall never be extinguished! The SP God watches over us all!”

Dio-sama: “???”

YOU’RE THE SP! YOUR WHOLE FAMILY IS SP!

I’M INNOCENT, OKAY?!

Looking at the thousand-plus corpses of SP players littering the ground, He Yiming could only think…

What is wrong with you people?!

This reckless self-sacrifice is too much, too sudden!

But he quickly calmed himself.

Stay steady. Don’t panic.

“Mighty Divine Ox disciples, sit down and remain calm!” He Yiming commanded, activating his sect master authority.

Instantly, over 10,000 Mighty Divine Ox girls sat down, preventing any further trampling deaths.

Once the thousand-plus revived SP players returned, He Yiming finally made his announcement.

“First of all, welcome to our sect, the Yan Huang Sect!

“Over here are your senior brothers from the first, second, and third test!

“Over there is the Heavenly Fire Altar, guarded by Senior Heavenly Fire!”

“And within the sect, we have the revered Guardian Brilliant!

“Next, I will explain the sect rules!”

As he spoke, He Yiming smoothly pulled out the notorious Heaven-Defying Demon Immortal Online User Agreement, packed with countless unfair clauses.

Click!

Without even glancing at it, all 100,000 fourth test newbies instantly hit “Agree” and moved on.

Satisfied, He Yiming continued.

“Upon joining our sect, you will still have a choice! For the next ten hours, you may freely experience sect life! If dissatisfied, you will have one chance to reselect your race after ten hours!”

He then sent out an official system notification.

Ding!

【Dear player, if you are unsatisfied with your chosen race, you may reselect once after ten hours. This will be your final chance to change. After that, your choice is permanent!】

With that settled, He Yiming returned to what he did best, a one-man showcase of He Yiming’s unmatched brilliance!