I Beg You All, Please Shut Up - Chapter 49

Chapter 49: I‘ll Pinch You

Time passed in a flash. In the blink of an eye, it was half-past five in the afternoon!

Chu Tian and Bai Xiaochun finally came out of the zoo.

But the two of them were in no rush to take the bus back to school. Instead, they went to take a walk in the park across from the zoo.

“Today has been truly enjoyable. Hey, Chu Tian, you… you’re not mad today, right?”

In the quiet park, Bai Xiaochun was hopping around as she walked through the quiet park path, looking at Chu Tian with a smile on her face.

“Mad?” Chu Tian asked in confusion, “Why did you ask that? I had a great time today.”

“It’s my classmates,” said Bai Xiaochun with a pout, “That’s the sort of people those three are. You shouldn’t take their comments to heart. You shouldn’t lower yourself to their level.”

“Oh, those three?” Chu Tian smiled and shook his head. “Why would I be mad at that? I’ve already forgotten about them. But…”

As his words reached this power, Chu Tian murmured, “I am quite curious. Why does the university forum possess such remarkable abilities? It seems like they already knew about my circumstances completely. It would appear that I will have to properly investigate things when I get back.”

“What’s there to investigate?” said Bai Xiaochun craftily, “Are you planning to investigate how to hook up with girls on the forum?”

“How could I?” laughed Chu Tian, “I am a very honest and upright person. I’d never do hook-ups.”

“Who’d trust you,” Bai Xiaochun curled her lips, “Tell me honestly, do you often bring girls back to your place to spend the night?”

“Of course not,” said Chu Tian, “Who told you that? Was it my deskmate?”

“You should stop pretending. I already knew. Tell me honestly, exactly, exactly how many girls had you brought back?”

Seeing Bai Xiaochun’s shrewd look, Chu Tian laughed, “That’s a tough question. There are too many. I’ve never kept count.”

What?

Bai Xiaochun spoke in shock, “You’ve, you’ve had that many hook-ups?”

“Mmhmm, there’s nothing I can do about that,” Chu Tian said with a serious expression. “After all, we’re both students in the medical field. You should understand that I’m an extremely energetic young man. I’m truly unable to control myself.”

“Hahaha….”

Hearing that, Bai Xiaochun burst out laughing.

Seeing how Bai Xiaochun was laughing gleefully, Chu Tian also laughed, “Student Lil Bai, are you satisfied with my answer?”

Bai Xiaochun smiled and bit her lip. “What else can I say? I can only say that you’re… honest.”

Honest?

Chu Tian smiled and nodded his head, “That’s not too bad. At least being honest is a merit. Oh, there’s a bench over there. Let’s sit for a bit.”

“Sure.”

After sitting down, Bai Xiaochun took out half-completed bottled water and handed it to Chu Tian. Then, she took out another half-completed bottled water.

Right when Bai Xiaochun was about to open the bottled water, she paused. It was as if she had discovered something.

She turned around and looked at Chu Tian, who was drinking the bottled water. Her face reddened. “Chu Tian, you’re drinking, drinking my bottled water.”

Chu Tian immediately stopped drinking the bottled water. With an alarmed look on his face, he said, “You… you evil woman! You dared to plot for my first kiss?!”

Bai Xiaochun was startled. Soon, she burst out laughing. “Stop messing with me. Who knows who you gave your first kiss to? Don’t wrongly accuse me.”

“I don’t care,” said Chu Tian shamelessly. “You’ve deliberately had me drink your water. Now that I’ve drunk it, you must take responsibility.”

“Heck no. Besides, I really didn’t do it on purpose.”

“No?” Chu Tian revealed a mischievous smile. “Did you really think that you would get to decide that?”

Seeing the mischievous smile on Chu Tian’s face, Bai Xiaochun laughed and moved backward, “What, what are you planning to do to me?”

“Heh. Have a guess.”

As he spoke, Chu Tian grabbed Bai Xiaochun and pulled her toward him.

The two pairs of eyes looked at each other. Chu Tian smiled. Then…

……

After a long while, the two finally separated. Bai Xiaochun was staring at Chu Tian’s eyes with a reddened face. With a mosquito-quiet voice, she muttered, “You… Why did you kiss me?”

“I didn’t,” Chu Tian said with a mischievous smile. “I’ve kissed my girlfriend earlier. When have I kissed you?”

“Annoying~ Who said I’m going to be your girlfriend?”

“Oh?”

Chu Tian’s eyes narrowed. Then he slowly pinched Bai Xiaochun’s waist. He smiled, “Carefully think over it before answering. Are you going to be my girlfriend?”

Bai Xiaochun bit her lip and smiled. “What’s with you? What are you planning to do if I refuse?”

“Then I’ll pinch you till you cry!”