Urban Martial Arts System - Chapter 305

Chapter 305: Arrangements for Martial Arts Competition

“Hehe, if you don’t give me, won’t I snatch it? Now that the roast chicken is in my hands, I want to see what you do.”

Zhou Ping proudly raised the roast chicken and bit it. However, he didn’t notice that where he had bitten it was where the girl had bitten it.

“You hooligan!” When the girl noticed this, her face turned red.

“Give me back the roast chicken.” As soon as she finished speaking, the girl rushed towards Zhou Ping with a face full of shame and anger.

“I’ll give it to you if you can!” Zhou Ping’s heart skipped a beat. He didn’t leave the cave and hid from the girl.

The two of them chased after each other and dodged. Zhou Ping used his sharp movements to prevent the girl from touching his clothes. Not only that, Zhou Ping also took a bite of the roast chicken from time to time. Then, he proudly showed the girl where he had bitten.

“You… you bully people!” Seeing that half of the roast chicken had fallen into Zhou Ping’s mouth, the girl immediately became anxious. She squatted on the ground and buried her head. She started crying.

Zhou Ping paused.

“Hey, hey, hey, don’t cry.” Zhou Ping scratched his head.

“Isn’t it just a roast chicken? At worst, I’ll pay you ten. Not enough? A hundred?” Zhou Ping saw the girl crying louder and louder and walked over helplessly.

Bang…

A figure flashed by and Zhou Ping’s hand was empty.

“You…”

Zhou Ping was stunned. He looked at his empty hand and then at the girl who was holding the sword and roast chicken with a proud expression.

“You lied to me!”

“Hmph, you’re stupid. You can’t blame me.” The girl made a face at Zhou Ping.

“As expected, the more beautiful a girl is, the more deceitful she is. The ancients did not lie to me.” Zhou Ping sighed.

“Thank you for your praise,” the girl happily took a bite of the roast chicken and said to Zhou Ping.

“What did I praise you for?” Zhou Ping was stunned.

“You praised me for being beautiful!” The girl giggled.

“You really…” Zhou Ping was speechless.

“Really what? Beautiful and cute? Kind and gentle?” that girl said.

“Don’t your conscience hurt if you boast so much?” Zhou Ping scoffed.

“Of course not. I’m telling the truth.” The girl smiled.

Zhou Ping shook his head. He felt helpless when he met this girl. Zhou Ping didn’t try to snatch the roast chicken anymore. After all, he had already eaten half of it. If he tried to snatch it again, it would be a bad thing.

Zhou Ping grabbed the steamed goose and bit it hard. He spat it.

After eating delicious food, Zhou Ping found it hard to swallow the steamed goose.

“Hehehe… If you can’t eat it, don’t waste it.” The girl looked at Zhou Ping and laughed like a silver bell.

“Humph, I’ve never eaten anything this bad. Have you ever eaten a true qi realm demon beast? Even the firewood we used for the barbecue was the Red Flame Wood. Do you know Red Flame Wood?” Zhou Ping said stubbornly.

“I don’t know.” The girl was interested and shook her head at Zhou Ping.

“Red Flame Wood, that’s the highest quality wood used for barbecue. Not only was it durable, it could also remove the fishy smell and improve the freshness. Dragon Liver Fungi? Dragon Liver and Phoenix Marrow, this Dragon Liver Fungi could use dragon liver as a name, one could imagine how delicious it was. There were also Purple Bamboo Shoots and Monkey Wine. That Monkey Wine was brewed by a True Qi Realm wine monkey.”

Zhou Ping started to talk non-stop. The girl’s disdain from the beginning gradually became obsessed with listening.

“How is it? Have you eaten all of these?” Finally, Zhou Ping looked at the girl proudly.

“Never,” The girl said honestly. “But…”

“But what?” Zhou Ping asked.

“But if I made these dishes, they would definitely be better than yours,” The girl said confidently.

“Uh…” Zhou Ping was speechless. No matter how shameless he was, he was not willing to deny it without his conscience.

An ordinary chicken, this girl could even make such a delicious dish. If she was to make those delicacies and delicacies…

Zhou Ping drooled just thinking about it.

“Ah, it’s getting late. I’m going to practice. You chicken thief, I’m too lazy to argue with you today,” Zhou Ping was still fantasizing about all kinds of delicacies when the girl suddenly shouted.

“What chicken thief? This is called sharing food.” Zhou Ping grunted.

“Tch, no matter how much you hide it, it won’t cover up the fact that you stole the chicken. You bastard.”

The girl rolled her eyes at Zhou Ping.

“Hey hey hey, what do you mean by chicken thief? It’s fine if you call me a thief, but what the hell is this chicken thief?” Zhou Ping shouted.

“You don’t even know? The chicken thief is a chicken thief.” The girl suddenly raised her sword.

“Wow, what are you planning to do? Kill and silence?” Zhou Ping screamed and dodged to the side.

“What are you calling me?” The girl raised her sword and condensed a burst of Qi onto it. Instantly, the oil stain and black carbon marks on the sword all landed on the ground.

She put the sword back into its sheath and was about to leave.

“Hey, you haven’t told me your name,” Zhou Ping shouted at the girl.

“I won’t tell you!” The girl turned around and wrinkled her nose at Zhou Ping. She snorted and ran away.

“Interesting…”

Zhou Ping smiled but didn’t mind. He put out the fire in the cave and placed the bottles and jars that the girl had left behind. He didn’t care about the two dishes that were still on the ground and returned to his temporary residence.

With Zhou Ping’s current cultivation, it wouldn’t be a problem even if he didn’t eat or drink for a few days. Zhou Ping had just returned to his room when he saw Xia Ling waiting in front of his room with a serious expression.

“Senior Sister Xia Ling, is there something wrong?” Zhou Ping looked at Xia Ling suspiciously.

Xia Ling walked into Zhou Ping and sniffled.

The smell of barbecue did not dissipate so easily. Zhou Ping looked at Senior Sister Xia Ling and his face turned red.

He went to eat delicious food but didn’t call Senior Sister. He was even caught by Senior Sister. Even with Zhou Ping’s face, he felt a little embarrassed.

However, Xia Ling did not care about these people.

“The teacher is looking for us. Let’s hurry,” Xia Ling said to Zhou Ping.

“Okay,” Zhou Ping replied without hesitation.

It was definitely not something fun for Teacher Xiao to call them at this time.

“It should be about the contest,” Zhou Ping guessed.

Following Xia Ling to Teacher Xiao’s room and knocking on the door, Xia Ling pushed the door.

“Here you are, sit down.” Teacher Xiao took a rare serious look at Zhou Ping.

“Just now the head of Cihangjing Temple, Fan Yin, asked me to discuss the arrangements for this competition. Now, let me tell you something,” Teacher Xiao said solemnly.